Pandas Unlimited is a multinational corporation bent on controlling the world....... of speedo production. Here at Pandas Unlimited, we strive to provide you with the utmost in quality speedos that don't bind or bacon. Our speedos are made of 100% Nigerian Cotton, woven by the most skilled chinese children. Sizes range from toddler to XXXXXL. We want everyone to enjoy the perfection that is Pandas Unlimited, so next time your slipping into your favorite speedo, make sure it has the Panda on the inseem.
Warning: Pandas Unlimited brand Speedos may not be right for everybody. Pandas unlimited Speedos should not be worn if you have high cholesterol or take nitrates for chest pains. Side effects may include shortness of breath, dizzyness, kidney failure, and in rare cases, death. Consult your doctor before starting Pandas Speedos. If you wear your speedo for more than four hours, call a doctor as this may be a rare, but serious side effect.
Pandas Unlimited is a multinational corporation bent on controlling the world....... of speedo production. Here at Pandas Unlimited, we strive to provide you with the utmost in quality speedos that don't bind or bacon. Our speedos are made of 100% Nigerian Cotton, woven by the most skilled chinese children. Sizes range from toddler to XXXXXL. We want everyone to enjoy the perfection that is Pandas Unlimited, so next time your slipping into your favorite speedo, make sure it has the Panda on the inseem.
Warning: Pandas Unlimited brand Speedos may not be right for everybody. Pandas unlimited Speedos should not be worn if you have high cholesterol or take nitrates for chest pains. Side effects may include shortness of breath, dizzyness, kidney failure, and in rare cases, death. Consult your doctor before starting Pandas Speedos. If you wear your speedo for more than four hours, call a doctor as this may be a rare, but serious side effect.